Freshman in college. Born in Baltimore, living in Annapolis. Studying the Great Books.

 

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

(Source: brennablueskies)

suilean-dubh:

ego-x:

13aden:

toxeh:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

I’m giggling like an idiot help. 

I’m laughing like a total dork right now.

choking on my coffee because SCHMETTERLING hahaha xDD

My favorite is the plane one because “fluegzeug” literally means “fly-thing”. Also “krankenwagen” is literally “sick-car”.

German is freaking great.

(Source: polynumerous)

Also, to all the Babylon 5 people who are now following me: I’m sure you all are very cool and I would love to follow back, but I also don’t want to be spoiled. I hope you understand?

fuckyeahlooneytunes:

“What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?”
Taz, Devil May Hare

FINALLY YOU CAN ALL UNDERSTAND MY URL

fuckyeahlooneytunes:

“What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?”

Taz, Devil May Hare

FINALLY YOU CAN ALL UNDERSTAND MY URL

I really like how the show still contains elements of wonder, religion, and human faults despite being set so far in the future. It’s not like science and space travel have solved all questions so much as brought them out even sharper. G’Kar admits that they have no idea what all is out there, and the Psi Corps created in Jason something they don’t understand. Like G’Kar said, it’s both terrifying and reassuring.

Also not to be tasteless but now that Jason is gone Russian Winter can totally happen

In keeping with the Watchmen references, Jason actually became Dr. Manhattan.

Talia’s description of telepath sex is both amazingly hot and kinda heartbreaking and terrifying.

Waaaaaaaaaaait a sec…the jump gate colors for Babylon 5 are orange and blue…did I just discover the developers of Portal’s favorite show?

“Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you’re welcome to try.”

I think Garibaldi’s inner monologue would be my favorite part of the show. “Why the fuck is all this happening, we’re just a space station. Hey you STOP DOING THAT CRIME RIGHT NOW. No Jeff, Jeff no, do not do the thing. JEFF WHY DID YOU DO THE THING. Daaaaaaaaaaamn Talia I-oh shit she heard that.”

Also, Psi corps. Heheh. It’s literally the letter “Psi”.

Shut up I study ancient Greek you wanna go

“Yes, but who watches the watchmen?”

Ivanova you have to stop making Watchmen references right now so that you don’t become too perfect and break my brain.

Aww Walter Koenig you’re adorable even when you’re being a telepathic dick. Very well-played sci-fi crossover, I approve.

“You worry too much.”

“You don’t worry enough.”

“Perfect combination.”

In which Sinclair/Catherine perfectly mirrors me/Catherine.

Shoutout to everybody who got to go to Phoenix Comic-Con for the B5 panel this weekend. I greatly wish I could be there with you guys (also cuz my fave person ever is there too) but I can only afford one plane flight out west this summer and I’ve only just gotten into the fandom anyway. But I hope you guys have fun!