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mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

beyoncebeytwice:

magicconchshell:

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

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(Source: fyspringfield.com)

  • Children's Cartoon Character: *Breathes*
  • Tumblr: DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO TELL ME THIS IS A KIDS SHOW

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

galadrielles:

Westeros + Religion 

The gods are blind. And men see only what they wish.

holyleonardodicaprio:

"I am coming for you, Lady Sansa, she thought as she rode into the darkness. Be not afraid. I shall not rest until I’ve found you.”

(Source: filthyvileandobscene)

iamayoungfeminist:

halfpastmonsoon:

Ancient Greeks favoured homosexuality not because they were oh so tolerant but because they were misogynists and believed you should only have sex with women for the sake of procreation and lesbians were banned can everyone please stop glorifying that now Please

asylum-art:

Everyday Objects With Faces Are Awesome

When you walk around and look at everything around you, chances are, you may see a face. It may be human, it may be an animal, but sometimes you can see faces in inanimate objects. This is called Pareidolia: Seeing faces in random things!

andrewgeorgeart:

this is my second project for my comic storytelling class in which a human woman gets hired to be a grim reaper.

(Source: coochietoots)

camwhoreconfessional:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Wow, that’s awesome!

camwhoreconfessional:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Wow, that’s awesome!