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  • robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
  • scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
  • robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me

comicshans:

slimydad:

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

"there’s that penny again, pa!"

image

Never steal anyone else’s career, want your own. everything’s for a reason.

(Source: aryastarks)

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

wocinsolidarity:

!

(Source: owning-my-truth)

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

j4ya:

elinious:

effington:

shortformblog:

Fun guy chillin’ in South American rainforest finds plastic-eating fungi
Seriously, though this is kind of a big deal. Know that big problem we have? You know, the one involving a crapload of used plastic hanging around in landfills with nowhere to biodegrade for a couple million years? Well, Jonathan Russell might’ve solved that problem. See, Russell and his fellow Yale students went to Ecuador, where they found a new kind of fungus they’re calling Pestalotiopsis microspora. Big deal, you’re thinking. Anyone can find fungus anywhere! Well, something his fellow students found out after the fact is that this fungus can live on a diet of polyurethane alone — and even crazier, it doesn’t even need air to do so! In other words, we could potentially put it at the bottom of a landfill and cover it with plastic, and it would do the rest of the work. This might be game-changing if it works as advertised. (photo via Flickr user dbutt; EDIT: Updated with link to research abstract) source
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Wow

THIS IS AMAZINGGGG
I love nature

THE EARTH IS SO AMAZING IT KNOWS THAT WE’RE FUCKING IT UP AND EVEN THEN INSTEAD OF GIVING US AN APOCALYPSE IT GOES AND GIVES US A SOLUTION TO HELP US FIX WHAT WE FUCKED UP BLESS

j4ya:

elinious:

effington:

shortformblog:

Seriously, though this is kind of a big deal. Know that big problem we have? You know, the one involving a crapload of used plastic hanging around in landfills with nowhere to biodegrade for a couple million years? Well, Jonathan Russell might’ve solved that problem. See, Russell and his fellow Yale students went to Ecuador, where they found a new kind of fungus they’re calling Pestalotiopsis microspora. Big deal, you’re thinking. Anyone can find fungus anywhere! Well, something his fellow students found out after the fact is that this fungus can live on a diet of polyurethane alone — and even crazier, it doesn’t even need air to do so! In other words, we could potentially put it at the bottom of a landfill and cover it with plastic, and it would do the rest of the work. This might be game-changing if it works as advertised. (photo via Flickr user dbutt; EDIT: Updated with link to research abstract) source

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Wow

THIS IS AMAZINGGGG

I love nature

THE EARTH IS SO AMAZING IT KNOWS THAT WE’RE FUCKING IT UP AND EVEN THEN INSTEAD OF GIVING US AN APOCALYPSE IT GOES AND GIVES US A SOLUTION TO HELP US FIX WHAT WE FUCKED UP BLESS

(Source: shortformblog)

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

shakespeareismyjam:

badpunderbynames:

LADY MACDEATH

#roller derby #macbeth #roller girl (badpunderbynames)

a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

spacetwinks:

cool recipes you can do with a lemon:

  • eat it. eat it fucking raw. take a big bite out of a lemon
  • do it
roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS

roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS

(Source: kitten-burrito)

allaboutmary:

Peter Paul Rubens’ painting of the Assumption of Mary in Heaven in the cathedral of Our Lady in Antwerp, Belgium.
The work was completed in 1626 as an altarpiece for the high altar of the cathedral, which is arguably the most beautiful church of the Low Countries.

allaboutmary:

Peter Paul Rubens’ painting of the Assumption of Mary in Heaven in the cathedral of Our Lady in Antwerp, Belgium.

The work was completed in 1626 as an altarpiece for the high altar of the cathedral, which is arguably the most beautiful church of the Low Countries.

(Source: Wikipedia)

When the Sun Rises In the West
Ramin Djawadi

Ramin Djawadi | When the Sun Rises in the West

(Source: nymmerias)