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omar-little:

also assuming you have even a fraction of a soul it will make you cry a lot and isn’t that what we all look for in a show

jerusalemsunrise:

brasspistol:

silencewhippersnapper:

nobodytoldthehorse:

a-pair-of-new-shoes:

I couldn’t help myself….apologies in advance. 

hang on a moment lemme pick up my jaw off the floor

incredible

flawless

GOOD

fried-demon-potato:

promountains:

livinginnightvale:

octoberspirit:

donotlookatthedogpark:

marmellow08:

I just saw this on the Welcome to Night Vale tvtropes page. This pun is perfect, and I hate and despair and love this perfect pun in equal measure.

oh. my. fucking. god.

well, fuck me sideways.

GODDAMMIT.

I see what you did there Joseph Fink

Im crying

fried-demon-potato:

promountains:

livinginnightvale:

octoberspirit:

donotlookatthedogpark:

marmellow08:

I just saw this on the Welcome to Night Vale tvtropes page. This pun is perfect, and I hate and despair and love this perfect pun in equal measure.

oh. my. fucking. god.

well, fuck me sideways.

GODDAMMIT.

I see what you did there Joseph Fink

Im crying

catsbeaversandducks:

Baby Ducks To Fill Your Cuteness Quota

Via BuzzFeed

jerkbent:

 

rakatakat:

this tweet is legendary

rakatakat:

this tweet is legendary

editoress:

If Tumblr is so accepting and loving of aliens, then why is it that meesa, Jar Jar Binks,

drbrucebananer:

microstank:

howtomeltpeople:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

the capitalist system is a scourge on the earth lolita

omg

glitch punk………..i love it

sports grunge

"assimilationist mermaid"

(Source: bogmilk)

mgann-morzz:

McDonald’s worker arrested after telling company president she can’t afford shoes.

"A woman who has been employed by the McDonald’s Corporation for over 10 years says she was arrested last week after she confronted the company president at a meeting and told him she couldn’t afford to buy shoes or food for her children.

Nancy Salgado, 26, told The Real News that she felt like she had to speak out during McDonald’s USA President Jeff Stratton’s speech at the Union League Club of Chicago on Friday for the sake of her children.

“It’s really hard for me to feed my two kids and struggle day to day,” she shouted as Stratton was speaking. “Do you think this is fair, that I have to be making $8.25 when I’ve worked for McDonald’s for ten years?”

“I’ve been there for forty years,” Stratton replied from the podium.

“The thing is that I need a raise. But you’re not helping your employees. How is this possible?” Salgado asked.

At that point, someone approached Salgado and informed her that she was going to be arrested.

She later recalled the encounter to The Real News’ Jessica Desvarieux.

“The strength was very powerful, like, just remembering the face of my kids, like I say, you know, just simple things like I can’t provide a pair of shoes like everybody else does, sometimes every month, or anything like that,” she said. “And he needs to know we are what all the employees at McDonald’s are going through. We’re struggling day to day to provide our needs in our houses, things for our kids. And it’s just–it gets harder and harder with just the poverty wage they have us living in.”

“They just told me, you know, well, you’re being under arrest because you just interrupted, you trespassed the property. You’re just going to go to jail,” Salgado added. “And what I remember just telling them, ‘well, like, so, because I have to speak out my mind and I had to tell the president the poverty wage I’m living in, that’s just against the law?’ You know, just be able to speak up your mind and say, you know what, I can’t survive with $8.25? It’s just — it’s ridiculous that I’m going to get arrested. You know.”

Salgado, who is still working at McDonald’s, said she had her hours cut following the arrest and feared further retaliation.

“The CEOs make millions and billions a year and why can’t they provide enough for their employees?” she wondered.”

I think that this is beyond awful for many reasons. People can’t afford to live off of the wages that they are given currently, and can’t even speak out against it. I know tumblr is great for spreading important news like this, so please help me get the word out to support this woman.

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

nudityandnerdery:

princess—lulu:

pocketfulofgeek:

elfogadunk:

(x)

Please note Sophie smacking Natalie’s bum repeatedly in the background.

Oh I’m noting it.

bc her bum is irresistible obviously

(Source: alicia--florrick)

Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of! Well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.

(Source: animperialafflictionbyfiction)

miserylullabies:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

Realization hits hard

#the realization blue you away didn’t it

miserylullabies:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

Realization hits hard

scarletbane:

ambulantlaquearia:

cousinnick:

moonblossom:

I don’t know who you are, sir, but I hope it’s okay if I am objectifying the shit out of you.

HOT DAMN SON THE BOW ISN’T THE ONLY THING THAT’S TIGHT

hhhHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HNNNNNNGG

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)